WORDPLAY :P SHRINE

(WARNING: Do not proceed if you are easily offended. Or if you are any of the mentioned people or in anyway related to them. E.g. If you have conversed with them, you're related.)

 

Here are the words of wisdom my Heroes of the pen, Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio NEVER SAID!

"Ouch.... I think I just hurt myself."

"Die Girly-man."

"Moo."

"Luke. I am your Father.

Your mother was a neutered cow."

"Feed me."

Despite their appearances, they are not in anyway related.

 

I'll be adding new stuff along the way. After all I the Demon Wolf, did this page on Word '97.

So just hit the BACK button on your browser to return to something more serious. Serious. WordPlay is where you'll REALLY learn the inside stuff on being a terrific writer worthy of the word Guru.

Now shoo.

DISCLAIMER: I've been reading Dave Barry of books, so it's his fault. In a distinct remote way. Sort of.